Flying Off the Moral Cliff
Anne Frank Center: Trump ‘Is Driving Our Nation Off A Moral Cliff’ (Huffington Post)
The Fearless Leader
Trump names his Inauguration Day a ‘National Day of Patriotic Devotion’ (Washington Post)
The Parting Gift
Alternative Facts
The Return of Baghdad Bob
Winter is Here
Welcome to Trumpfuckistan
Inauguration Day Prep
Are you ready, AmeriKKKa?
Inauguration Day Parade
Press Conference
Internet cracks up over Putin prostitute remark (CNN/fake news)
Fool Disclosure
El Chapo
Making Amerikkka Great Again
Welcome to the inauguration – it’s 2017.
Death and Inhuman Services
This guy would double the price of Martin Shkreli’s Epi-Pen!
See: Forget insider trading. Tom Price may have violated House rules. (The Hill)
and: ‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli says Trump Will ‘Make Pharma Great Again’ (Fox Business) << Watch this!
The Prince of Darkness
Fake Democracy
The Domestic Conspiracy That Gave Trump The Election Is In Plain Sight (Huffington Post)
The End of Public Education
Speechwriting
“Kiss democracy goodbye!”
Guns, Grizzlies, and Education
F for EPIC Fail. That’s the only grade Betsy DeVos deserves. She’s living proof that money can’t buy an education.
See: Citing grizzlies, education nominee says states should determine school gun policies (CNN)
and: Where’d the animals go? GOP targets landmark Endangered Species Act for big changes (Salon)
The Trump Plan to Replace Obamacare
The GOP’s Obamacare replacement plan fantasy (Boston Globe)
Human Rights
Tillerson won’t label Saudi Arabia a human rights violator (Washington Post)
Trump’s Tax Return
The Germaphobe
Donald Trump Denies Golden Showers Story: “I’m a Germaphobe” (Cosmopolitan)
Fake It Till You Make It
You Have the Right to Remain Silent
You’re Fired!
Macy’s Is Laying Off 10,000. Is It Donald Trump’s Fault? (The Daily Beast)
Conflicts of Interest
Contact Lost
The Lobotomy
Trump to revamp intelligence agencies: report (The Hill)
Report: Trump plans to shrink top intelligence agencies, including CIA (Business Insider)
The Flying Monkeys Take a Break
Flying Monkeys Circle the Capitol
House Republicans gut their own oversight (Politico)
Nitweet-in-Chief
Should Donald Trump be Suspended from Twitter? (Vanity Fair)
Hack my Shorts!
Trump Promises a Revelation on Hacking (New York Times)
Trump’s Attorney General
Jeff Sessions Omits Decades Of Records For His AG Confirmation Hearing (Huffington Post)
Trump Street Journal
Wall Street Journal Editor Says His Newspaper Won’t Call Donald Trump’s Lies ‘Lies’ (Huffington Post)
That’s the end of journalism in the USA, folks. We are now officially a Fake News Nation…
Happy New Year!
In Trump’s New Year Note, Love and a Jab at ‘Enemies’ (New York Times)
Foreign Puppetmasters
Panpsychism
Grizzly Steppe
The FBI can’t even write a college-level expository paper. See: GRIZZLY STEPPE – Russian Malicious Cyber Activity
FBI Analysis Fingers Russian Spy Agencies For U.S. Election Hacks (Huffington Post)
The Gospel of Prosperity
‘Charlatan’ Evangelist To Pray With Trump At Inauguration (Huffington Post)
Donald Trump’s God whisperer (Politico)
The Rockettes
Amidst the media storm about the pressure to perform at President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, one dancer breaks rank for an exclusive MarieClaire.com interview about the turmoil behind the scenes.
Learn more >> A Rockette Speaks Out (marie claire)
Peace on Earth
The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 22, 2016
Swamp Rat on K-Street
“Avenue Strategies is a full service government affairs and political consulting firm located in the heart of downtown Washington, D.C. Our firm provides client-tailored strategy and guidance carefully designed to help our clients navigate our government.”
Rodents of Unusual Size
The invasion of the swamp rats:
Trump’s conflicts of interest: a visual guide (The Guardian)
Basking in the Swamp
” you know, he is my leader and if he decides to drop the swamp and the alligator, I will drop the swamp and the alligator.” – Newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich Says Trump Has Given Up On ‘Draining The Swamp’ (Huffington Post)
La Familia
The swamp rats…
Newt Gingrich Thinks Nepotism Laws Shouldn’t Apply To Trump Administration (Huffington Post)
Ivanka Trump could be the most powerful first lady yet (Washington Post)
and for further reference: The Godfather
The Unpresident
The Man in the Trump Tower
Because truth is stranger than fiction…
Trump Water
Corpus Christi, Texas, Tells Residents Not To Use Tap Water (NPR)
Nothing to see here. Move along, folks… Who needs the EPA anyway?